Bye Bye Love Hello......Online Dating

Here I sit broken hearted.

Sharon has dumped me with "It's Me, Not You".

My date has dumped me with "It's Me, Not You".

Sharon has it turns out when you look at her realistically, got some mean baggage:- settlement issues with her ex, eldest trying o/d'ing, girlie friends no doubt appealing to her for the single life and bars are so much more fun than true love, just to just jump in the sack whenever. No doubt she has already done that and cheated on me before on more than 1 occassion whilst we were going out. So good riddance. Well not before I've had the chance to appeal my case as I love her so. But eh, she won't even talk to me on the phone let alone face to face. She can't face responsibilities for anything. Here's me trying to be bolder in myself and get to issues and women are supersonic to evade them.

I say women in general as my date has done just about the same thing, sms me with a piss off routine; I'm not ready for anyone right now and too emotional blah blah blah. Dribble.

So what have I to do. Well as they say; get right on back up there. Look out dating sites here comes someone with repressed discontent for the female species. They want a root and nothing else well so be it. I'll start getting STD tests done regularly, only for my satisfaction mind you.

And besides just about all issues in relationships I see now are borne from the female id. Daddy's little princess.....too bad she's grown old and got baggy tits and needs a paper bag and a licence to walk out in public.

Ah so cynical...maybe but prove me otherwise and I might have a change of heart.

Riker out....

Arrrrgh I need to fuck something.
Al Swearengen, Deadwood